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Interviewed 26 October 2019
Ten words to sum up your working life to date ...
Barmaid, sales, teacher, cruciverbalist, hack, one-hit wonder, alias, killah.
Nine things you can see from where you're sitting ...
I, Claudius boxset,
Door draped in necklaces
A bottle of CBD oil
Carry-on suitcase (I’m off to Lisbon this afternoon)
A Georgian linen press (I don’t do coathangers)
Burmese cat, on back
Rolling tobacco (burn the witch!)
A four-foot-tall pot with a picture of an angry Iranian girl with an eye patch, squeezing a pomegranate (it’s by my oldest friend, Claudia Clare; I buy a piece of art for every book I have published)
Eight minutes to prepare a meal. What's it going to be ?
Um… well, yesterday I had scrambled eggs on marmite toast with smoked eel chopped up in it. It was lush.
Seven people you'd like to go for a drink with ...
Honestly, just about every crime writer; loveliest community I’ve ever been part of.
Douglas Murray, so I could just sit there and go “Yes, Douglas, you’re so damn right about just about everything”.
Boris Johnson (packs laxative drops).
My late friend John Stonehouse (not the MP), who made everyone around him cleverer. I wish I could see him one last time and tell him how much we all loved him.
Stephen King, because I really, really owe him one.
Keanu Reeves, so I could try to cheer him up.
My BFF Antonia, who is the funniest person I know.
Six things you can't live without ...
The ReMarkable tablet, which has revolutionised the horror of writing. I literally kiss it, sometimes.
Five favourite words ...
“It’s not that simple”
Four places you'd run away to ...
Three books you've bought recently ...
Our House by Louise Candlish
The Innocent Wife by Amy Lloyd
A David Goodis omnibus. I’ve only just found him and oooh, he rocks.
Two things that make you rant ...
One thing you'd tell your teenage self ...
Never trust a dermatologist.