Countdown with ...
Brad Parks
Website: http://bradparksbooks.com/
Interviewed 10 June 2017
Ten words to sum up your working life to date ...
Lacking other marketable skills, relentless self-improver keeps writing books.
Nine things you can see from where you're sitting ...
I do my writing at a Hardee’s restaurant (it’s like McDonalds, but less healthy), so: a napkin holder advertising beer cheese bacon fries (and people wonder why the US has an obesity epidemic); my soda cup (containing Coke Zero, so I don’t experience an obesity epidemic); my teapot (it looks like an eggplant, and the folks behind the counter are nice enough to fill it with hot water for me); salt shaker; pepper shaker; five empty booths; four cars in the parking lot; Benji (the guy who cleans the floors); and this completely featureless brick wall (which is fantastic, because no matter what is on my screen – even if it’s drivel – it’ll be more interesting than the wall).
Eight minutes to prepare a meal. What's it going to be ?
An apple and some cashews (my wife has us doing this infernal wholefood diet – one of the downsides is you can’t cook anything in under half an hour).
Seven people you'd like to go for a drink with ...
Harper Lee and half-dozen of my Bouchercon buddies.
Six things you can't live without ...
My family. Writing. Exercise. Sex. Coke Zero. Books.
Five favourite words ...
Defenestrate. Mellifluous. Enervate. Vellichor. Snog.
Four places you'd run away to ...
I make stuff up for a living. I’m quite happy exactly where I am.
Three books you've bought recently ...
Red Right Hand by Chris Holm; The Second Life of Nick Mason by Steve Hamilton; The Passenger by Lisa Lutz. And I loved them all.
Two things that make you rant ...
Intolerance and Donald Trump; though, arguably, they’re one and the same.
One thing you'd tell your teenage self ...
Hang in there. It’s all better from here.
